meanplastic:

when you pass a test that everyone else failed

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Sansa slipped in among them, murmuring greetings as she worked her way toward the front. She recognized black-skinned Jalabhar Xho, gloomy Ser Aron Santagar, the Redwyne twins Horror and Slobber… only none of them seemed to recognize her. Or if they did, they shied away as if she had the grey plague. Sickly Lord Gyles covered his face at her approach and feigned a fit of coughing, and when funny drunken Ser Dontos started to hail her, Ser Balon Swann whispered in his ear and he turned away.
And so many others were missing. Where had the rest of them gone? Sansa wondered. Vainly, she searched for friendly faces. Not one of them would meet her eyes. It was as if she had become a ghost, dead before her time.

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oakerton7:


Peach has lived most of her life in castles filled with lava
She spent her vacation hot-tubbing it up in an active volcano
She has been kidnapped to space
And the one time she actually got pissed off, she starred in her own game and rescued everyone with the power of emotion.
You think a tiny little laser explosion will break that iron princess demeanor?
Bitch, please.
Peach will wreck you.

This is my favorite post.

oakerton7:

Peach has lived most of her life in castles filled with lava

She spent her vacation hot-tubbing it up in an active volcano

She has been kidnapped to space

And the one time she actually got pissed off, she starred in her own game and rescued everyone with the power of emotion.

You think a tiny little laser explosion will break that iron princess demeanor?

Bitch, please.

Peach will wreck you.

This is my favorite post.

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peclro:

sext: my mom can pick up if your mom can drop us off

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eliaes:

I HAVE NEVER SCREAMED SO LOUD IN MY LIFE

eliaes:

I HAVE NEVER SCREAMED SO LOUD IN MY LIFE

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troyesivan:

is it morally okay to pray that your crush’s relationship doesn’t work out

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clittered:

holy shit

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religiousmom:

for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment

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cybercum:

*hears footsteps* *closes 12 tabs and goes to facebook*

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officertoast:

officertoast:

I JUST SWALLOWED THE WIRE FROM MY BRACE 

PLEASE HELP

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DO NOT

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joshsux:

Do you ever just jiggle your butt

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aquariantides:

adulthood is just an endless stream of phone calls you don’t want to make but have to

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