theyre:

Make fun of your baby for shitting itself

(via succeeding)


vitalizinq:

The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them

(via succeeding)


catswithbenefits:

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

(via succeeding)


lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

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catholicnun:

i think i dropped myself as a baby

(via succeeding)


did-you-kno:

The NFL was paid $400 million to have players use Microsoft Surface tablets during broadcasts, but they mistakenly gained more exposure for Apple because the announcers kept calling them iPads.  Source

did-you-kno:

The NFL was paid $400 million to have players use Microsoft Surface tablets during broadcasts, but they mistakenly gained more exposure for Apple because the announcers kept calling them iPads. Source


estpolis:

also this (i posted this before but idc cause i truly love this song)

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deadpansal:

What.

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whitedad:

*gets down on one knee* i still cant believe u dont know how to tie your own fucking shoes

(via succeeding)


oknope:

my diet plan:
- make all of my friends cupcakes, the fatter they get the thinner i look 

(via succeeding)


snapchatting:

my life would probably get 2 notes

(via succeeding)


coconut-river:

Lorde won a Grammy before she graduated high school. 

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lintott:

no one ever likes me as much as i like them 

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arrowsforpens:

fuck-kirk:

fuck-kirk:

okay guys, but seriously. not ALL cops are bad you all need to understand this. 

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