slapmytitties:

What if instead of having sirens ambulances just played move bitch get out the way by ludacris

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vasuki:

This ad on the subway goes hard as fuck

vasuki:

This ad on the subway goes hard as fuck

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If men’s kindnesses toward women were really only kindnesses, a man would be pleased if another man or woman offered these kindnesses to him. He would be pleased if another man or woman lit his cigarette or pulled out his chair for him. He would be pleased to derive his income, prestige, power and even his identity from his partner. He would take pride in another man’s or woman’s offer to walk him to his car at night. But in fact, “one of the very nasty things that can happen to a man is his being treated or seen as a woman, or womanlike.
(Frye 1983, p. 136).”

Dee L.R. Graham (1995), Loving to Survive

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Yeah!  This reality hit me a few months ago when a teenage boy at work said to another teenage boy, “ladies first!” in order to insult him.  Chivalry is not about respect or kindness.

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pickup line: wanna watch this murder documentary with me?

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operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

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lindsaylohoean:

me when i get a better grade than the best student in my class

image

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newagebass:

i cried many cries 

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Just because one person’s problem is less traumatic than another’s doesn’t mean they’re required to hurt less.
J.A. Redmerski, The Edge of Never (via crimical)

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